Dikembe Mutombo , former Professional Basketball player, NBA, at Toranomon, press conference on June 13, 2012. MIURA PHOTO.

On ESPNs Highly Questionable, Alonzo Mourning Confirmed Dikembe Mutombo Did Use The “Who Wants To Sex Mutombo” Pickup Line

Thank you Zo for finally bringing the truth about Dikembe Mutombo and his A+ game, even though I feel like everyone already knew this was true. This story is like when you’re taking a test and 5×5 comes up. You know it equals 25 but you type in 5×5 in your calculator just to make sure. That’s what Alonzo Mourning just did for all of America. We all knew that Dikembe definitely walked into a club after a game and yelled out in his cookie monster voice “WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO!” Alonzo Mourning just played the role as the calculator in this situation and confirmed it for us.

Now in honor of this conformation we need Dikembe, Zo and anyone else who witnessed Mutombo’s game to reenact it like how the Chappelle’s had Charlie Murphy come in and reenact times with Prince or Rick James. That skit would be top 5 of all time. And if it turns out to be a bust, we’d still have the audio clip of Dikembe Mutombo yelling out “WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO!” so either way it’d be worth it.

Here’s Dikemebe’s initial denial on Highly Questionable.

Starts at 5:10

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Takeaways From The Official Entourage Trailer

So I guess this is the official Entourage Trailer, even though they already released a trailer a couple of months ago. I don’t know how the movie business works so.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyways here’s what I took away from this trailer..

1.) Nina Agdal may beat out Sloan as the hottest chick in the movie.

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2.) Gronk and Edelman tag teamed at least 15 extras on that boat scene after they were done filming.

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3a.) Baron Davis is still relevant?

3b.) If Baron Davis and Gary Busey acting together can’t win this movie an oscar then I don’t know what will. Having those two together in one scene is hollywood GOLD.

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4.) I take back what I said earlier about Nina beating out Sloan. Rack City

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5.) Cancel takeaway #4. Sure she’s going tits out for the boys but… she’s pregnant and pregnant chicks can’t be the hottest chicks in the movie

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6.) There’s gonna be a shit ton of cameos in this movie like Ronda Rousey, David Spade, and Mark Wahlberg but this is the most important one.

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Final Thoughts

One thing I want this movie to do is close the gap between season 8 and the start of the movie. Season 8 of Entourage was a strange season. A lot was rushed into the final 8 episodes and it left me with a lot of questions. If this movie can somehow close that gap and have some background of what happened since the last time we’ve seen everyone then I think it could compete with the series in goodness. Like if the series was a 9/10 then I can see this movie be an 8.8/10.

For the rest of the movie, I know there’s gonna be more than one problem that takes place between Vince, Ari, and E, just like the whole series went. Somethings gonna go wrong somewhere along the line in Vince’s new movie and Ari and E are gonna be extremely concerned thinking it’ll ruin Vince’s career. One thing will lead to another and Vince will come out on top like he always did (besides season 7).

I could be wrong about everything. I could be right about everything. Either way I’m pumped for this movie to come out this summer.

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Some Kid Showed Up To Class Wearing His Face All Over His Shirt

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Usually I’d say wearing a shirt of yourself would be a douchebag move but this kid pulled it off. He comes off as a goofy kid to begin with so adding a shirt covered with his goofy mug just blends perfectly. In fact I commend him for having the balls to rock his goofy mug on a shirt while everyone around him is sober. Only thing though.. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had more then one selfie wardrobe. He just comes off as a kid who’d do that.

Now the big debate on this shirt.. Does it get him laid? I say 110% yes. He may not get laid right after class or after a trip to the store because you just come off as a goofy kid who loves wearing his face. But you break out a shirt like this at a party and chicks are throwing themselves at you left and right. Now I’m not talking about 10’s and 9’s because unless this kid is a millionaire, there’s no way they’re gonna fuck him. If any 8’s and below are available then odds are he’s getting his dick wet by the end of the night, solely because of this shirt. Chicks love a good laugh while getting hammered and this shirt will get the job done.  Fuck it I may grab one of these shirts myself.

Anyways if you wanna grab one of these you can at www.shelfies.com

H/T Reddit

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Some Guy Trying To Sneak His Way Into The U.S. Got Hiding In A Cars’ Bumper

I’ve seen people hiding under blankets in the back of mini vans. I’ve seen people trying to swim their way into America. And I’ve seen people try and outrun Border Patrol. But I’ve never seen anyone try and come into the land of the free by car bumper. This guy changed the illegal border crossing game forever. Sure he got caught by probably the A-Team of border patrol guards but put him against any Jose Schmo and this guy running his own landscaping business in New Mexico by April. So hats off to this trailblazer. By June illegals are gonna be sneaking into America in waves by car bumper all because of this guy.

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And1 Mixtape Legend Hot Sauce Crossed Up A Defender Into A Split

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A younger me used to wonder why players like Hot Sauce never played in the NBA. An older me still wonders why Hot Sauce isn’t in the NBA. Sure he’s probably in his 40’s now but he’s still crossing people up and making them do splits.

The people he plays against may not be at a NBA caliber level but a cross up is a cross up in my book.

Just ask this dude how he feels about crossing people up..

Either way I’m almost positive that Hot Sauce, The Professor, Sypda, Helicopter, Half Man – Half Amazing, Sik Wit It, and Skip to My Lou would go out and compete in the NBA. They’d have a tough time against the upper tier teams like the Cavs, Warriors and Hawks. But a game between the And1 Tour and either the Kings/Knicks/Lakers/Nuggets/Celtics/any average NBA team would result in Hot Sauce going off for 40, Sik Wit It dunking on everyone and the And1 Tour winning. No doubt in my mind about that. What Adam Silver should do for next years All Star game is allow the And1 Tour to play one of the teams I named. If the NBA team wins then they get to stay in the league. If they lose then the And1 team gets to replace them.
Boom. Billion dollar idea. Adam Silver can thank me later.

P.s. Couple of take aways from the original Hot Sauce Video

1.) Getting the ball thrown off your head mid game has to be one of the most demoralizing things to ever happen to someone. If that happened to me I’d just walk off the court and never play basketball again. zgFFgG

2.) Just kidding, getting crossed up into a split has to be one of the most demoralizing things to happen. There’s nothing you can do after it happens besides staying on the ground and accepting what happened. Odds are your ACL, MCL, groin and pride were just torn to shreds so why bother getting up? Just lay there and cry.

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3.) The “shot by a sniper celebration” is slowly becoming my favorite. Nothing better then watching a guy play basketball one second. Then BOOM. Sniper round goes off and he’s dead because of what just happened..

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4.) The white guy has outstanding basketball IQ. Stand in the corner and wait patiently wait for the ball. Only criticism I have for him is to keep his hands up just incase he gets to touch the ball.

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Even Dogs Have Parenting Issues

You know what, I feel for the male dog (Damian) in the situation. He was trying his best to not be a deadbeat dad and spend some time with his kid, but the mother (Giana) wasn’t having any of it. I don’t know what Damian did to put himself in this situation but he really fucked up. He fucked up so bad that Dr. Doolittle couldn’t even solve the problem. Was he checking out some other ass at the dog park while Giana was with him? Was he on the phone while the child was being born? I have no clue. All I know is Damian was trying his best to be there when it counts for his child but Giana had other thoughts. Giana shouldn’t be surprised when Damian walks out on her in a couple of months because she’s acting like a class A bitch.

I pray this relationship works out and the baby has both parents there with her. No puppy should ever grow up without both parents. #PrayForDamianAndGiana

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Margot Robbie Playing Flip Cup On The Tonight Show Is Wonderful

Margot Robbie is by far the hottest young actress in the game today. If you haven’t bought stock in her by now then it’s not too late. Sure there will always be ScarJo, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara and many more who have won our hearts, but they’re getting there in age. Sure 30+ may not seem that old to us normal folk, but 30+ in Hollywood is equivalent to 50. Now I’ll always love ScarJo and Alba but I’ll take a Margot Robbie at 24 over them right now. Ok maybe not ScarJo, but you get the point. Margot  has that sexy Aussie accent going for her, an outstanding body, has worked with Leo and Will Smith and is an outstanding flip cup player. She’s the full package. If you haven’t bought stock in her by now then you can’t see real talent.

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P.S.
Shoutout to Jimmy Fallon for sending the real message behind that flip cup game. Setting up the prize to look like a dick is a veteran move and letting her win it would have set up for a great after show. Too bad she’s off the market

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