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Lyrics of a Tom Brady Diss Track Against Roger Goodell Leaked

In the spirit of rap battles, Tom Brady aka 12God allegedly wrote a Roger Goodell diss track called Back to Back Again. The song is a remix of Drake’s Back to Back diss on Meek Mill. There’s been no word on if 12God is gonna get in the booth to complete the song but in the mean time we have the lyrics.

Since Brady hasn’t gone into the booth no one knows how this song sounds. You can use your imagination while reading the lyrics or listen to Drake’s Back to Back and follow along with 12Gods lyrics

LYRICS ARE NSFW 

Back to Back Again (12God Remix)

Oh man oh man oh man

12God

Yeah I learned the game from Belichick, you can never check me

(Going) Back to back for the people out here disrespecting

Back to back like I’m Gator Ball 06′, 07′

(Going) Back to back cause I’m Brady, now class is in session

Whoa, very important and very pretentious

When you look back you might be mad you gave this suspension

But it’s weighing heavy on my conscience

And damn, you left 12God no options

You sure you wanna see me go insane?

You gon’ make me ball out all fuckin’ game

You gon’ make me buy some pills for Jim Irsay

You gon’ make me tear up the league again

We waited 5 weeks, and this is it?

You waited all that time to say the same shit?

I’m not sure you understand exactly how this will go

So what I destroyed my phone, this whole things a huge joke

I mean woah, can’t fool New England man, they know what’s up

Goodell, you know you keep fucking up

This for y’all who think I need to deflate some stuff

They just mad ‘cuz 12God got the midas touch

You gave Greg Hardy 10 games

Then brought it down to 4 ‘cause you’re insane

You witnessed Ray Rice knock his wife out (2 games)

But suspend me for reasonable doubt?

Yeah, you’re integrity is all but done

Yeah, You’re getting dissed by the Golden One

I’m not the type who’d do this shit

But the whole world’s really getting tired of all your shit!

Everybody yell out “Free Brady!”

Goodell you’re fuckin’ crazy
We’ll win another one and another one

No doubt we’ll win another one

I got the team with me going back to back

Yeah, we’re going back to back

Got the team with me going back to back

Yeah, we’re going back to back

I don’t wanna hear deflate gate ever again

Not even when beat the Steelers on September 10th

Not even when you sayin’ “Brady won it again” (5 time!)

I’m the greatest of all time, don’t say shit again

Ohh, Goodell you’re the worst ever

You’re the student and I’m the professor

I told you before I’m Mr Brady, class is in session

Stay tuned while I teach you another lesson

Please, cut all that bullshit you try to do

Please, please step down from commish, you’re a fool

Please, think before you come for the great one

Please, c’mon who really likes you? No one.

Please, somebody stop me

Fuck Jim Irsay and Steve Bisciotti

I got the season in 7 weeks and I run it

Soon as I hit the field they gon’

They gon’ know that we’re gonna go back to back

Yeah, we’re going back to back

They gon’ know that we’re gonna go back to back

I took a break from ball, now it’s back to that

– Tom Brady aka 12God

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Drake vs. Meek Mill is the worst rap beef in music history

If you’re late to this rap beef then here’s a quick recap: Meek called Drake out on Twitter by saying he doesn’t write his own rhymes. He said that some guy Quentin Miller is Drake’s ghostwriter, even though QM is credited on some of Drakes songs which is the exact opposite of a ghost writer.

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Then Drake stayed quiet for a few days until he dropped a diss track..

Meek responded on Twitter to the track with a few tweets

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Now that you’re all caught up.. this has to be the worst rap beef in the history of rap beef right?

In one corner we have Meek Mill, an average rapper who screams into the mic every time he raps, who started all this shit with Drake and hasn’t even dropped a track yet. Meek, you know how this shit goes down right? Like instead of talking shit on Twitter you’re supposed to get in the booth and drop a diss track of your own. Especially since you started all this to begin with. You can’t call someone out for having a ghost writer and sit behind Twitter and tweet out your response.

In the other corner we Drake who might be the softest rapper ever. I’m a fan of Drake and he’s arguably the best rapper/entertainer of this time period but he’s not a rap beef type guy. It’s just not who he is. You can’t be a mixed guy from Canada and get involved in rap beef. It’s not in his blood and Charged Up proved just that. He could have went in and murdered Meek but instead he had a mellow beat that could have put anyone to sleep and took a passive approach to this.

This whole beef is just embarrassing to the rap game. We need more going in on tracks and actual diss’s rather than emojis and soft ass beats. Kendrick needs to drop a Control pt.2 to show Drizzy and Meek how it’s done cause this 2015 rap beef is flat out embarrassing.

Bill Maher Made A Joke Saying Former 1Direction Member Zayn Malik Looks Like The Boston Marathon Bomber, Now Every 1Direction Fan Wants Him To Apologize

Before I get into anything, who the fuck is Bill Maher? I’ve honestly never heard of this guy in my life before now. Is he someone I should know? Have I been living under a rock that past 20 years? I have no fucking idea.  All I know is there’s no such thing as bad publicity so Mr. Bill Maher just became somewhat relevant in my life.

Back to the blog..

Teenage girls + obsession with boy bands + a joke made about someone in the band + social media = a petition to make a comedian apologize.

No seriously the 1Directioners (I think that’s what they call themselves) created a petition to make Maher apologize for a “racist joke.” And they’ve collected over THREE FUCKING THOUSAND signatures. Yeah I know, over 3,000 people think saying “Where were you during the Boston Marathons?” as a picture of Zayn and Terrorist #2 is shown is racist.

Hey 1Directioners, saying someone looks like someone else isn’t racist, especially coming from a comedian. All Bill Maher was doing was making a joke. Simple as that. So you all need to calm your 13 year old selfs and focus on the huge math test coming up and not what Bill Maher is saying on a comedic TV show.

And if saying that 2 people look a like is racist then I guess I’m the biggest racist of all…

Archie Goodwin from the Phoenix Suns looks like 1984 Michael Jordan

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Bobby Shurmda looks like exactly Reggie Jackson

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NBA Commish Adam Silver looks like this guy in this famous painting

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And lastly… Jay Z and Tiger Woods look like these 2 baby’s

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I could go on and on with these look a likes. It still doesn’t make me a racist. And it definitely doesn’t make Bill Maher a racist.

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This Old Guy Who Argued With Firefighters Over Buying Food On The Job Is The Worst Type Of Human

 

Look I’m all for people speaking their mind and standing up for shit they think is right. That’s one of the many rights we have as Americans. But this guy is a certified fuck head. To call out some firefighters because they bought some food for the department while they’re working is one of the biggest asshole moves I’ve ever seen. Newsflash old balls. I’m no fire expert but from my common knowledge, there isn’t a fire every minute of the day. So I believe that firefighters have some down time. With that down time they can do other shit like go grab food, play basketball, clean the trucks or do whatever firefighters do while waiting for a fire. And if a fire breaks out while they’re playing ball or buying food they’re gonna book it to wherever they need to go because that’s there job. So old balls needs to shut the fuck up and go on with his miserable life.

 
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I loved how aggressive he was when he was taking the pictures. Just jamming on the screen and firing off pictures like it’s no one’s business. Also loved the no look on the final picture. He knew he had the perfect shot. There was no need to look things over.

Dikembe Mutombo , former Professional Basketball player, NBA, at Toranomon, press conference on June 13, 2012. MIURA PHOTO.

On ESPNs Highly Questionable, Alonzo Mourning Confirmed Dikembe Mutombo Did Use The “Who Wants To Sex Mutombo” Pickup Line

Thank you Zo for finally bringing the truth about Dikembe Mutombo and his A+ game, even though I feel like everyone already knew this was true. This story is like when you’re taking a test and 5×5 comes up. You know it equals 25 but you type in 5×5 in your calculator just to make sure. That’s what Alonzo Mourning just did for all of America. We all knew that Dikembe definitely walked into a club after a game and yelled out in his cookie monster voice “WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO!” Alonzo Mourning just played the role as the calculator in this situation and confirmed it for us.

Now in honor of this conformation we need Dikembe, Zo and anyone else who witnessed Mutombo’s game to reenact it like how the Chappelle’s had Charlie Murphy come in and reenact times with Prince or Rick James. That skit would be top 5 of all time. And if it turns out to be a bust, we’d still have the audio clip of Dikembe Mutombo yelling out “WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO!” so either way it’d be worth it.

Here’s Dikemebe’s initial denial on Highly Questionable.

Starts at 5:10

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Takeaways From The Official Entourage Trailer

So I guess this is the official Entourage Trailer, even though they already released a trailer a couple of months ago. I don’t know how the movie business works so.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyways here’s what I took away from this trailer..

1.) Nina Agdal may beat out Sloan as the hottest chick in the movie.

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2.) Gronk and Edelman tag teamed at least 15 extras on that boat scene after they were done filming.

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3a.) Baron Davis is still relevant?

3b.) If Baron Davis and Gary Busey acting together can’t win this movie an oscar then I don’t know what will. Having those two together in one scene is hollywood GOLD.

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4.) I take back what I said earlier about Nina beating out Sloan. Rack City

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5.) Cancel takeaway #4. Sure she’s going tits out for the boys but… she’s pregnant and pregnant chicks can’t be the hottest chicks in the movie

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6.) There’s gonna be a shit ton of cameos in this movie like Ronda Rousey, David Spade, and Mark Wahlberg but this is the most important one.

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Final Thoughts

One thing I want this movie to do is close the gap between season 8 and the start of the movie. Season 8 of Entourage was a strange season. A lot was rushed into the final 8 episodes and it left me with a lot of questions. If this movie can somehow close that gap and have some background of what happened since the last time we’ve seen everyone then I think it could compete with the series in goodness. Like if the series was a 9/10 then I can see this movie be an 8.8/10.

For the rest of the movie, I know there’s gonna be more than one problem that takes place between Vince, Ari, and E, just like the whole series went. Somethings gonna go wrong somewhere along the line in Vince’s new movie and Ari and E are gonna be extremely concerned thinking it’ll ruin Vince’s career. One thing will lead to another and Vince will come out on top like he always did (besides season 7).

I could be wrong about everything. I could be right about everything. Either way I’m pumped for this movie to come out this summer.

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Some Kid Showed Up To Class Wearing His Face All Over His Shirt

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Usually I’d say wearing a shirt of yourself would be a douchebag move but this kid pulled it off. He comes off as a goofy kid to begin with so adding a shirt covered with his goofy mug just blends perfectly. In fact I commend him for having the balls to rock his goofy mug on a shirt while everyone around him is sober. Only thing though.. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had more then one selfie wardrobe. He just comes off as a kid who’d do that.

Now the big debate on this shirt.. Does it get him laid? I say 110% yes. He may not get laid right after class or after a trip to the store because you just come off as a goofy kid who loves wearing his face. But you break out a shirt like this at a party and chicks are throwing themselves at you left and right. Now I’m not talking about 10’s and 9’s because unless this kid is a millionaire, there’s no way they’re gonna fuck him. If any 8’s and below are available then odds are he’s getting his dick wet by the end of the night, solely because of this shirt. Chicks love a good laugh while getting hammered and this shirt will get the job done.  Fuck it I may grab one of these shirts myself.

Anyways if you wanna grab one of these you can at www.shelfies.com

H/T Reddit